AMY SAYS...
Yesterday I found myself walking into Sleepy's. My back was incredibly sore. I've been on a couch for 5 months and then on an air mattress for 5 months - I walked in and priced out a double bed with a pillow top. I sat on the bed and the sales woman said, "Go ahead, put your feet up." I looked at her with a crooked smile and hoisted my feet up on the bed. Oh my god it was so comfortable! My back sank in and I asked the woman, "Do you think sleeping on an air mattress for 5 months can hurt your back?"
She replied with a look of pity, "I can give you a deal on this full, I'll take off $50!"
"Ok, but I have to talk it over with my fiance."
I walked out in a hazy daze, day dreaming of the moment we would again lie down together on a real bed.
Maybe during ONB I can just take power naps at Sleepy's, after all their slogan is "We take good care of you" ;)
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GARETH SAYS… See what happens when someone who has never been in debt falls head over heels in love with someone who has loads of debt! AMY SAYS… See what happens when someone who has planned on letting her $180,000 worth of student debt die with her, falls head over heels in love with someone who refuses to let that happen!
WHAT WE OWE...
So far we have paid off $189,000.00 which means we have $00.00 to go!
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- Gareth Miles
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- This is what I do in my spare time
- We are prepared
- Time for some...
- AMY vs GARETH
- Insomnia
- Buying your bride
- It’s all in her head
- Weight lifting and test taking
- I'd run in the other direction
- A loan, a gift or something else?
- THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE
- Dinner
- 6 and a half weeks
- Free pens!!!
- An expensive mistake
- Love can hurt — your bank account
- Return of the cigs
- OPRAH
- The ring
- Sleepy's
- We are not alone...
- Student Restaurant
- "Don't mention ze debt"
- SUMS
- Making good things last
- HELP
- The Kingdom Of Saudi Arabia
- Wi Free and Freecorn
- Dr Phil
- What would Amy do?
- Free Sex Toys!
- Big plans
- "Match.com would be a bad idea"
- WE ARE...
- The Amy Globus Fanclub Sings!
- GO GAY GARETH
- (Air) bed sharing for a fee
- Backwards
- Love is...
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3 comments:
You should offer to be their bed tester! Surely these people exist??
ha ha! Do you think they'd pay?
Well they should do. It is a service after all!
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