Thursday, August 14, 2008

Zoe Horton

GARETH SAYS...

Amy is not the first girl i have given everything to!!!

When i was nine I went to school with Zoe Horton.

She was the very first love of my life.

Every week i would spend all my pocket money trying to win her over.

It always involved buying her chocolate and hiding it in her school desk.

I don't think i ever told her it was from me.

Perhaps that was where i was going wrong.

The last i heard Zoe Horton was a electrician and married to a guy from the year above us.

Having just googled her i can safely say that none of these people are her.

1 comment:

ian said...

Hi Gareth,

It's Zoe here. I just wanted to let you know that I am now morbidly obese because of the chocolate bar addiction I developed at school. You bastard.