A Dip

GARETH SAYS...

We woke up this morning to a dip.

Not an emotional one but a physical one.

Our brand new replacement inflatable bed has a slow puncture.

I knew this experience would bring us closer together but this is ridiculous. We awoke to find our noses squashed together in a hammock like bed of deflated uncomforatablness.

On top of the slow puncture we have a new addition to the family. Her name is Teddy and she is Amy’s Mum’s new dog. Every morning without fail she yaps her lungs out for no reason whatsoever.

In the world of Gareth and Amy, sleep is becoming as rare as a new york cab driver who doesn’t like to us his horn.

I’m tiiiirrrreeeeed.