GARETH SAYS…
Houston we have a problem.
Although that should actually read: Bed, Bath & Beyond we have a problem.
The inflatable bed that is to be our love mattress for the next 6 months has got a weird tumour! A bulge has suddenly appeared over on Amy’s side. The bed now slopes which means that Amy inevitable tries to push me out of bed each night (she would actually do this before the mysterious bulge appeared but at least now she has a excuse).
How this bulge came into being is anyone’s guess. Is it because it is next to the radiator? Is it because it is was badly made by the child labourers? Or is it simply an act of God?
We live in fear of it actually bursting one night sending us flying.
Keep your fingers crossed for us and our air bed.
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GARETH SAYS… See what happens when someone who has never been in debt falls head over heels in love with someone who has loads of debt! AMY SAYS… See what happens when someone who has planned on letting her $180,000 worth of student debt die with her, falls head over heels in love with someone who refuses to let that happen!
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2 comments:
I'm voting for the radiator as the cause. Is that thing at all comfortable when it isn't deformed?
It started off great.
We have ordered a new one today and will be returning the old one on Saturday.
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