GARETH SAYS…
Much to Amy’s dismay, I have been applying to go on Oprah and Ellen to share our scheme with them.
Oprah is the richest woman and if we get on the show I will be sure to look down the back of her sofa’s on set.
Amy is adamant that she won’t appear on the shows if we get asked – she says she is just too shy. She is offering the following alternatives though:
• Hire an actress
• Make a life-size Amy rag doll
• Buy a brunette inflatable love doll
• Make a giant photocopy of Amy
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GARETH SAYS… See what happens when someone who has never been in debt falls head over heels in love with someone who has loads of debt! AMY SAYS… See what happens when someone who has planned on letting her $180,000 worth of student debt die with her, falls head over heels in love with someone who refuses to let that happen!
WHAT WE OWE...
So far we have paid off $189,000.00 which means we have $00.00 to go!
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Money can't buy you happiness so share some of yours with us. We accept credit cards xxx
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Would you like to adopt us? For $180,000 we will send you a Xmas card for the rest of your life and sing you happy birthday down the phone once a year (we'll even do it on your birthday - how cool is that).
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4 comments:
Write the book - then do the shows. Fame without Fortune is a model that I think is going to die. So put the revenue generators in their first...
I'd buy a book on how how holding back on spending can help you... a fast for your bank account so to speak (playing off Debt Diets)
Has to be a play on
Fasting your spend not spending Fast...
Or not
I meant "In there" of course
these 6am gym sessions playing havoc with my grammar
Oh and it needs a bigger life lesson / benefit than just no debt
"How a consumption fast can lift your bank account and your spirit"
"Debt Diets for the soul"
"How buying less taught us to love more"
"Fast your way to a new perspective"
You get the kind of thing...
Ha ha ha
You do make me laugh Mr Steve
G x
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