Dandruff

GARETH SAYS…

I seem to have developed dandruff over the last two weeks. It is not something I seem to remember suffering from before but now it is very noticeable if I wear a dark top. Uckkk dried skin flakes.

I’m not sure if it stress or lack of meat (the enforced vegetarian diet is still in full swing). I’m hoping it will pass.

Perhaps I can turn this situation to my advantage by bagging up the dandruff and trying to sell it on the streets of the Upper West Side. I’ve watched The Wire. I know how to be a ‘player’ blood.

I’ll go by the street name “The Bulldog”