GARETH SAYS...
I saw a woman at the weekend holding a sign in Union Square, it said:
“Tired of prostitution but need the money. Please help.”
She was no Julia Roberts so I’m guessing begging probably pays about the same as turning tricks. It got me wondering about what my own version could be…
“Never tried prostitution but need the money. Please help.”
“Tied to a prostitute. Need money. Please help.”
“Deep fried by a prostitute. Need money. Please help.”
Hmmmm. If I get drunk one day perhaps I’ll make a sign and muscle in on her turf.
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GARETH SAYS… See what happens when someone who has never been in debt falls head over heels in love with someone who has loads of debt! AMY SAYS… See what happens when someone who has planned on letting her $180,000 worth of student debt die with her, falls head over heels in love with someone who refuses to let that happen!
WHAT WE OWE...
So far we have paid off $189,000.00 which means we have $00.00 to go!
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Money can't buy you happiness so share some of yours with us. We accept credit cards xxx
About Us
- Gareth Miles
- I'm Gareth blah blah
Should we keep doing ONB until April?
What would you do for $180,000?
What would Meatloaf not do for love?
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April
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- See a penny...
- Pizza piss
- Wise words
- Cycling in the rain (with very little singing)
- Believe in your own product
- Unsubscribing to temptation
- Ricesult
- Should have stayed in bed
- 2x2x2
- Polar bears
- Squeezing cheese
- Spaghetti flashbacks
- Hand-in-Hand
- Barely Daily
- Electric Lunch
- ‘WE’ NOT ‘I’, ‘OURS’ NOT ‘HERS’
- EASY MONEY IF YOU LIKE SPORT, GUNS AND CARS
- A GUILTY WEEKEND
- Beaches (1988)
- Coffee Barter
- “I love you Honey Bunny … everybody be cool – this...
- Smoke in Jersey
- Net Worth
- Julia Roberts
- Eau du Amy
- Trolley pusher
- An Elf in NY
- Mercury poisoning
- Death in service
- Working smarter
- "Are you mad?"
- 3 stars for 36 dollars
- The complacency of others
- Harrison (we can af)Ford
- Dummy run
- Make a wish
- 10 blocks for a box
- A boring drunk
- Home Small Home
- David & Goliath
- Make-Up bags, hospitals and broken phones
- Africa
- Bastard banks
- The sweatshirts at the end of the tunnel
- Basics
- Counting peannies continued
- Looking after the peannies
- 30 cents per guided tour
- Love defined
- It has a name!!!!
- The line
- Penny arcade
- The good old days
- Minimum spends
- My biggest vice
- Cookies for breakfast
- "We could have brought a submarine!"
- Ripples
- Pride
- The race
- Money is like sex
- Get rich quick schemes
- $28 dollars a day
- Asking Mum
- A crazy concert and a crazy plan
- Meltdown
- How it started
- The Beginning
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April
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